sales drone

Faceless, nameless person trying to sell you something. Implies the person is not enthusiastic about her/his job or the product s/he is trying to sell.

The sales drone made an unconvincing case for me to upgrade from the product I wanted.

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blather

Meaningless, incessant talk.

She blathered on about the neighbors.

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traddle

Blather about one's company's products, most often having a derogatory connotation and used at or in the context of discussions about industry trade shows.

The lame sales drone peppered me with meaningless traddle about their stupid Acme 9000 Ionizing Pillowcase Cleaner.

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