Schmoigle

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.

Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!

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Let me catch my son

When you catch your son doing something effeminate, cringeworthy or something else that you or most others would find acceptable. Such things include simping, wearing Call of Duty socks or wearing a dress.

Let me catch MY son paying for only fans

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Ringo Starr

A large nose with a short liverpudlian on the end and everyones 5th favourite Beatle.

He was also a bluddy good drummer...

“ Ringo can sniff crack with only one nostril!” - John Lennon on Ringo Starr

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