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a living being with a very sharp penis who engages in anal intercourse with women and often causes fatal tearing of the mucas membrane.
that horse was a total killer poo pirate
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a thong
i be stickin munies in dat beotches dollar pouch
1) Jizz that has changed colors by being exposed to mold
2) Jizz that is moldy because the man who came hasnt had sex in over twenty years
i bet that loser has moldy jizz
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during sexual intercourse, the male penis suddenly goes flat at an alarming rate before reaching the climax of intercourse, thus making the female unsatisfied, usually but not limited to a "what the fuck was that, you erectly dysfunctional quylthulg(pulsation flesh mound)???"
man1: dude, i heard man3 had snowman sex!
man2: no friggin way! he always talks a big game!
man3:dude, im right here.
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