Buffaslug

The new logo of the National Hockey League's Buffalo Sabres, so called for its slug like appearance.

The Sabres' "Buffaslug" is one of the most poorly-designed logos ever conceived by a major professional sports team.

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Chinese dollar store

Business establishment, usually owned by Asian immigrants, carrying inexpensive imported merchandise.

Products carried include common household products, tools, cheap toys, discontinued junk food brands, low-budget movie DVDs and mass-produced poorly-made samurai swords sold as authentic collectibles.

I didn't know there was such a thing as bootleg Sharpies until I picked some up at the Chinese dollar store.

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twisted sister

1. A heavy metal band popular for a short while during the 1980's.

2. Someone who is sick, disturbed, perverted, or deranged.

"We're Not Gonna Take It" and "I Wanna Rock" were Twisted Sister's two biggest hits.

That guy is a real twisted sister.

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mud turtle

An unattractive woman.

I'd never go out with Mary. She's such a mud turtle.

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