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Mexican Waffle

A breakfast version of the Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) popular in the resort villages of Cabo San Lucas.

Procedure: A male gives his female partner a Tequila Sunrise enema upon waking up. He soaks up the drips with a freshly made Belgian waffle, and stuffs it in her mouth.

He then flips her over and proceeds to pleasure her anally, leaving the waffle in place as a ball gag.

The trifecta (or tres-fecta, if you'd like to ingratiate yourself with the locals) is complete once she eats the waffle with man syrup and cums out the remainder of the tequila sunrise. Bonus points for a cherry involved. Super bonus points if the stem is in a knot.

Jose gave Adrianna a Mexican Waffle on a glass coffee table yesterday morning.

by Andrew Sundberg November 24, 2010

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Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin)

When a male gives his female partner a vodka enema, soaks up the drips with a nice slice of rye bread, then stuffs it in her mouth.

He then flips her around, and proceeds to pleasure her anally.

The trifecta is complete once she swallows the rye bread and cums out the remainder of the vodka enema.

Oh- this all takes place in a gulag.

Jake gave Adrienne a Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) on a glass coffee table in Minsk last week.

by Andrew Sundberg April 18, 2007

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