piss equilibrium

Piss equilibrium occurs when in sex, a man and a woman start pissing at equal forces. This often times causes multiple universes to collapse at once due to the piss collapsing into its Schwarzchild radius, forming a kugelblitz so powerful that the space-time continuum is ripped apart at once. The only survivor of this piss equilibrium is known as a piss baby, formed from the piss of a man and woman, who inherits superhuman strength.

"Dude did you hear that VSauce was a piss baby?"
"Yeah, that piss equilibrium created a good one"

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dankiel

Daniel, but danker. He's the kind of guy to be quiet during class only because he is secretly learning Russian.

"Hey Daniel-"

"Назовите меня dankiel, или я убью вас"

"Right. Hey Dankiel!"

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