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borderline asshole

An individual who is dangerously close to being known as and reffered to as an asshole.

Jake is a borderline asshole, only learning control his temper will save him.

by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

46πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Shrive

The action of attempting to be a part of something, such as a club or secret society, that the "shriver" ha absolutly no chance of being a part of, due to stupidity of physical abnormality. I.e. trying in vein.

Christy shrives so hard to be a model, but she weighs 450 pounds.

by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

18πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


feed it a corn husk

1. A phrase uttered when a person feels the urge to deficate, and is aware that the feces to be expelled is both solid and of considerable mass.

2. A phase uttered upon an inquiry to your last location, if said location was the toilet. (Same fecal prerequisites apply)

Man, that beer and burrito combo really got to me, I have to go feed it a corn husk!

by Andrew Werlinger November 8, 2006

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


assquach

A male or female who is both bulky and hairy.

Greg is an assquach, he has to shave his shoulders.

by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

22πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


hepatitis Q

A rare form of hepatitis hosted by the last girl left in the bar. Symptoms can include but are not limited to:
Itching, swelling, sneezing, being called a dousche, suprise, awkardness, stolen wallet, burning sensation, and fear that sombody took a picture. There is no known cure for Hep Q.

Dan picked up a nasty case of hepatitis Q last night from that skank, here, look at this picture!

by Andrew Werlinger November 8, 2006

37πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Dousche Magousch

One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.

The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.

by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

22πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


unknownium

A drawing or diagram of a complex subject that is so poor in quality, and so vague, that it resembles a chaotic mess of atomic particles. A more severe version of a clusterfuck.

The diagram Ryan made of the city was pure unknownium, he must have drawn it drunk.

by Andrew Werlinger November 10, 2006

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž