Citler

n. A cat that looks like Hitler.

"Dude my friend has a citler."

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anal fortitude

n. When someone's ass is so fat that it's impossible to have anal sex with them.

In prison, you need anal fortitude to survive.

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lemon head

n. the head of an asian man's penis.

Jane: "Man that lemon head tasted so fucking good last night!"
Julia: "Omfg yeah, the best kind of lemon head is the mongolian type... I love Mongolian BBQ."

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