urban cockrel

Someone who farts 1st thing in the morning (usually at dawn), loudly enough to wake the rest of the household. (As compared to the country cockrel which is a male chicken that crows at dawn).

Ive been woken by the urban cockrel. (I've been woken by someone emitting a large fart).

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swimming

The sport of champions, makes you tired and wet just the way it should be

I went swimming at the state meet and one bragging rights for a year!

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