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When a guy is dating a girl and she is so loose that hes needs a ship to get her off.
Ever since John has been dating Kerri, hes made the rank of Muff Admiral.
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When you spooge in a girls brown-eye then you piss in it R. Kelly style and you make another ho-bag toss it back like a shot out of bitch #1's rectum.
Yo ladies, you thirsty? Time for some jizz and juice.
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When a girls twat is burnt from tanning in the buff
Man I hooked up with Sarah, but she had baked salmon like a motherfucker, she was burnt to a crisp.
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A female who loves to tcikle the sausage with her esphogas
"Man look at the peter-cheeks on that girl"
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