Mixed Potions

The occurance of two simultaneous farts from two different sources within same proximity. 3 farts = Witches brew. (see Wizard Stew)

"hey mike, lets mix potions." "No. Thats gross."

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Wizard Stew

In the event you find an unflushed toilet with the remains of doo. You further advance on a Mixed potion (see mixed potion) and decide to shit into the present doo. Thus creating Wizard stew.

"Mike i have to shit. Maybe i'll get to make wizard stew." "That's gross."

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hamburger feet

Skateboarding barefoot resulting in the blood foot/black foot.

dude. you got hamburger feet. got any cheese for that?

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Bear Trap

When wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips through resulting in shit on your fingers and no where to properly wipe or clean, other than more toilet paper.

I got bear trapped in the bathrrom.

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cheddar sweat

The sweat at the top of ones ass crack.

"Mike, i've got some mean cheddar swea wanna smell?" "No. That's gross"

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