packing the plastic

The act of carrying a condom for unexpected sexual intercourse in the near future.

Elliott: "You be taking protection tonight?"
Andy: "You know I be packing the plastic."

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pee in the butt

To "pee in the butt" is to engage in sexual intercourse with another being.

i pee in the butt of your mama every chance I get.

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