Jack Bauer

Verb:

To Jack Bauer someone is the act of taking ones penis and stabbing it through someones skull into the brain, instantly killing them.

Man... I just Jack Bauered that bitch!

I was loosing the fight but I was finally able to get ahold of his head and I Jack Bauered him.

He is such a badass... he totally Jack Bauered that guy!

I was supposed to be put asleep for killing someone but I asked the council to reconsider so I could be Jack Bauered.

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