peinchka

A reet big 3 legged crab monster (aboot 8 foot tall) that comes from Zulula and jumps about ( deet high and far as oot) and dishes out the chaps. The peinchka is reknowned for its wiley intelligence. Peinchka Pete the most famous of all the peinchkas gives penance to the vile little bed wetter Mr Neil.

Mr Neil reet pissed the bed again so Peinchka pete chapped down from Zulula to dish oot reet loads of penance .. as oot.

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applying

"What are you applying" Phrase used by people who are trying to find out what someone else is trying to say

"what are you applying fool?"

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Purple Head

The purplish looking thing underneath your foreskin.
Very sensitive to prods and pokes, especially with needles and pencils.

Ouch, my purple head, put that pencil down.

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easy now

A word used to calm people down. Usually used in conjunction with hand signals, and the word simmer down

"Easy now rude boi, Simmer down now"

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smeet

slang for generally awesome

"Whoa dude, look at him, he's so damn smeet"

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Bashing the Bishop

(1) Masturbating
(2) Assaulting a man of the clergy

(1) Crikey that was sum good bishoping.
(2) Bastard vicar!!!!

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