PSE

An acronym meaning "Porn Star Experience" often used by escorts, providers, and other sex workers in their menus.

PSE is used to imply or specify that a collection of specific acts are available with the given provider, and at a minimum means the acts that you see in a "typical" porn movie.

This is uniquely different from the acronym GFE which means "Girl Friend Experience," as GFE implies a different collection of acts. PSE and GFE may be used together to indicate a wider availability of acts. For instance, GFE includes kissing, while PSE does not, and PSE includes bare sex without a condom, but GFE does not.

The acts covered by PSE include at a minimum:
- Multiple positions, usually at least three, such as missionary, cowgirl, doggy, etc.
- Oral sex without a condom (BBBJ and DATY)
- Vaginal sex without a condom (BBFS) but NOT necessarily to completion (i.e. BBFS with pullout)
- Ejaculation "somewhere" on the woman such as "cum on tits" or "cum on back"

PSE may or may not include the following, and this is very dependent on the individual provider. These acts are usually value-added options requiring additional donation.
- Creampie (ejaculate in the vagina, aka BBFS CIP)
- Anal sex (aka Greek)
- Video or photos during session.
- Role play (pizza delivery guy, plumber, apartment manager demanding rent)
- GFE services (girlfriend, such as kissing, massage, etc)

"Hi baby, my PSE is $100 more"

"You'll love my PSE — I'll be your personal pornstar!"

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NaziNeck

Similar to a redneck in ignorance and racism, but in command of substantial wealth and power. Most especially those in actual power in government or enforcement positions.

As used in a sentence:

"Trump and his cronies are a tree full of nazinecks"

histerical

1) A deliberate misspelling of "historical" and "hysterical" to create a portmanteau, which means literally "very funny history" or "funny today, though it was serious at the time."

2) An extension of this meaning is to derisively imply that something today is garbage, of little importance, or no value — but might have "histerical value" in the future.

1) "The TV Show Dragnet is a histerical example of 1960s attitudes."

2) "I am keeping these videos of Trump speaking for their histerical value."

White Pass

Refers to racial inequality and white privilege, particularly in America. It directly relates to small barriers being removed or doors opened simply on the basis of race/culture. An example might be a white person accidentally runs a traffic light, and the officer gives the driver a warning, whereas if a black person accidentally ran that same light that same officer would more likely write a ticket.

"Despite dropping out of college and a spotty work record, Bob got the job with his White Pass."

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fauxrt

Portmanteau of faux and fart. It relates to the unfortunate action when one thinks they need or are about to pass gas, but instead release pure liquid diarrhea when they relax their sphincter muscle, due to the very similar sensation prior to opening the sphincter. It is related to but usually more embarrassing than a shart.

Um... Excuse me for a moment, I need to take a shower and get some clean undies, I had a fauxrt and it left more than a shart...

cutapillared

Cutapillared: to accidentally cut an internet or telephone cable while digging for construction or other reasons.

A play on the term "Caterpillar" an American brand of heavy construction equipment including various forms of backhoe, which have been known to accidentally cut underground telecommunications cables.

My internet has been out all day since the fiberoptic cable was cutapillared by the construction crew next door.

LegBag

A gender neutral and more more negative alternative for the derogatory "DoucheBag."

Technically, a "LegBag" is a plastic bag strapped to one's lower leg, with a tube that runs up to a medical device called a catheter, which inserts through the urethra into the bladder, to drain the urine. The Leg Bag collects the urine. A small spigot or valve on the bottom of the bag allows it to be drained.

By contrast, an actual Douche Bag holds the clean fluid to be sent via tube to a nozzle which a woman may use for personal hygiene of her genitals. Thus, by extension we could say that a LegBag is much lower on the creep totem pole, beyond douche, possibly even surpassing asshole in some cases.

However, as the LegBag is a somewhat passive device collecting urine, LegBag can be directed toward those that are the lackey or sycophant of a total asshole. For instance, you could say that Rudy Giuliani is Donald Trump's LegBag.

Direct: "Harvey is such a LegBag, he told my sister he'd cast her in a film if she had sex with him, but he never did."

Possessive: "Rush Limbaugh is the alt-right's LegBag"

Literal: "Donald Trump is such a LegBag — even Russian escorts drain their piss on him."

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