carnal hobbyist

A fun-polite description of anyone, male or female, who indulges him/herself with a series of casual sexual partners.

Well, y'know 'slut' is a nasty word. I'd call her a carnal hobbyist!

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whoopie pie

a vulgar name for the vulva, alluding to its similarity to a whoopie pie cake turned on its side.

Refers only to pretty vulvas - others resemble less visually appealing foodstuffs, such as clams, burgers or sloppy joes.

My new chick Lynsey has a real pretty pussy, like a whoopie pie - my ex's looked more like a fuckin' kebab...

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avatard

Unlike all previous definitions, a true avatard is someone who lacks the IT savvy to upload an avatar to a web page or forum.

(intro post)

Hi guys, just joined, great to be on board :o) But can anyone tell me how to put a picture on my account thingy?


(sneering reply)

LOL! GOTTA LOVE THESE AVATARD NOOBZ!

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seeing pink

A pathological state of free-floating anger, the afflicted individual never far from seeing red, i.e. losing his/her temper.

Schoolkid #1: "Uh-oh, Mr Lee looks like he's seeing red!"

Schoolkid #2: "Meh... that old bastard is permanently seeing pink, don't take much to set him off..."

Oscarworthy

Deserving an Academy Award. Obviously can apply to a Hollywood movie performance; but more fun when attributed to everyday malingering.

I was supposed to work this entire weekend, but I made an Oscarworthy job of convincing the boss that I'm suffering from exhaustion!

wondow

A metaphysical window to something or somewhere wonderful or wondrous. The sort of thing you might find described in supernatural themed novels or in the conversation of stoners.

I dunno what the hell ya dropped in my drink, but I floated through a wondow and didn't wanna come back!

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straddleworthy

Sexually desirable. Intended for use by women to describe men. Especially me LOL! I was delighted to see that no-one coined this before me. Yayee!

Yeah, he's a jerk, but I'll let that go, 'cos he's toooootally straddleworthy!!

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