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During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.
"Oh god karen, I knew I shoulda held that queef in. Now I just soiled myself with a blood shweef."
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When a person thinks they are just going to fart and to their dismay, Bloody poop soils their underpants. Usually happens during illness or during times of severe kidney stones
"Hey john, why are you making that face?"
"I just sharted, I have to go home. Actually, I blood sharted, take me to the hospital"
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During a womans period. A fart and queef combined where each is followed by drips of blood
"look at the stains on the front and back of her jeans, she definatly blood quarfed!!"
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When you fart so hard you cum your pants. The act of Jizzing and farting at the same time. Can also happen when one is about to cum and lets out an extreme burst of air from their asshole. Farts can also be followed by blood or sharting
"Oh girl Im gonna come all over you. Oh god, I just fizzed, theres bloody shit all over your floor. Do you have a towel?"
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when gas is expelled from the penis, followed by drips of blood.
"dude, I need to go to the hospital, I just blood pweefed"
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To grunt and strain so hard pre-orgasm that the semen comes out bloody and painfully. See also, Blorgasm/ bloody orgasm
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. OUUUUUUUUUUU. oh god, Im gonna thrust a nut"
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Usually happens to females. When one cries so heavily and uncontrollably that their bowels release a fart that contains watery poop in it.
1 "oh Karen, Im so sad. My boyfriend thinks Im fat. waa waa."
2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"
1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"
2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"
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