Pizza Slut

Slang word for Pizza Hut.

Do you want to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, or Taco Smell?

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Truman Fagpote

Famous author of Breakfast at Tiffany's and In Cold Blood.

Truman Fagpote used to appear on the Carson show all the time.

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douchepoint

If we cool air without changing its moisture content, eventually we'll reach a temperature at which the air can no longer hold the moisture it contains. Then water will have to condense out of the air, forming dew or fog. The douchepoint is this critical temperature at which condensation occurs.

The douchepoint is a measure of how moist the air mass itself is; that's why the Weather Channel's new douchepoint maps show us the movement of moist air masses across the country. Ordinarily the douchepoint doesn't vary much during a 24-hour period. Unlike temperature and unlike relative humidity, the douchepoint is usually the same at night as it is the daytime.

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Nebraska Cornholers

Affectionate nickname for the University of Nebraska teams and fans, as used by their rivals in the Big 12 Conference.

That was great when the University of Kansas Jayhawks beat the University of Nebraska Cornholers.

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griz pinch

When your underpants snag your griznoid

It's hard to walk when you have a griz pinch.

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murphy's law

Commonly, a situation where, if anything can go wrong, it will, but I wanted to add my examples.

You always get your blackjack one or two hands after you lower your bet.

If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.

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shet

Polish immigrant pronunciation of "shit"

Leon shet in the outhouse

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