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Do you want to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, or Taco Smell?
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Famous author of Breakfast at Tiffany's and In Cold Blood.
Truman Fagpote used to appear on the Carson show all the time.
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If we cool air without changing its moisture content, eventually we'll reach a temperature at which the air can no longer hold the moisture it contains. Then water will have to condense out of the air, forming dew or fog. The douchepoint is this critical temperature at which condensation occurs.
The douchepoint is a measure of how moist the air mass itself is; that's why the Weather Channel's new douchepoint maps show us the movement of moist air masses across the country. Ordinarily the douchepoint doesn't vary much during a 24-hour period. Unlike temperature and unlike relative humidity, the douchepoint is usually the same at night as it is the daytime.
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a slang way to pronounce the device that cools your house or your car
It's 90ΓΒ° in here. Please turn on the aircunt
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In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope
The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago
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The monetary unit of germany, or doucheland
The bathroom attendant at a restaurant in doucheland wanted some douche marks for standing there; he didn't even wipe your butt or anything.
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When your underpants snag your griznoid
It's hard to walk when you have a griz pinch.
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