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When a girl's piss flaps are so frickin huge they need to be strapped to her thighs for such things as sex, using the toilet and walking in a straight line.
Pete: Dude I tried al fresco sex with my missus yesterday but it was windy and her love curtains slapped me straight in the face!
Riz: You should have tied them down with elastic bands first!
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Usually a failed guitarist who does not have the skill to play a six stringed instrument. Inevitably the brunt of all jokes within a band and not entitled to an opinion. Confined to the lower end of the frequency range shared only by snails. Credit is gained by playing with fingers rather than a pick and with more strings than four. However this only brings them up to the level of the common earthworm.
An exception to this rule is Cliff Burton (RIP)
Guitarist: Hey I just wrote this cool song - what do you guys think?
Bassist: It sucks.
Guitarist: Get out of my band.
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The best band ever. What god would sound like if he started a band.
God: Dammit why did Lars and James have to start Metallica... I wanted to do that...
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Nothing. A word made up by the Americans. What they mean is pYjamas. Notice the Y in there. Pyjamas are something you wear to bed. Pajamas don't exist. So there.
American: I'm wearing pajamas to bed. (Means he's going to bed naked)
Brit: I'm wearing pyjamas to bed (means he's going to bed in clothes specifically for sleeping. Probably with Chuck Norris or Superman on the front. Or Scooby Doo. I used to love Scooby Doo back in the day. Its still pretty good but you need to find a decent excuse to watch it - like having a little brother or something.)
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Chode - like. Something that is greater in girth than length. Derived from the word chode - meaning a penis fatter than it is long.
Dude, have you ever noticed how Dave's head is chodescent?
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