Raleqtambrobrét

A fishy, cheese-like fungi but with the consistency of rento. Very tasty and mostly inflation-proof, considering the plentiful supply. Goes well on toast.

Person 1: What do you normally put on your toast?

Person 2: I normally put Raleqtambrobrét on mine.

Person 1: ???

gamestop money

When you're offered an amount of money that's an absolute joke for the value of the item you're selling.

Customer: How much can I get for this game?

Employee: Best I can do is $2.

Customer: Keep your gamestop money. I'll just sell it online...

D8

Slang for Delta-8, A type of “legal weed” that’s intentionally grown with a lower or regulated percentage of THC in it to circumvent strict marijuana laws in some states where weed is still illegal. It looks and smells like the real thing but isn’t nearly as strong.

Bert: “Do you think I’ll get in trouble for having this baggie of D8 on me?”

Tom: “It’s legal in this state. Tape it to your fucking forehead. Who gives a shit?”

redneck layaway

The act of storing or hiding an item at a store that you can’t afford at the moment so that you can come back and purchase them later.

Person 1: “That things pretty expensive. You sure you want to buy it right now?”

Person 2: “Nah, I’ll just do a redneck layaway.”