TOAST

Thrive On Awkward Situations Today. Take advantage of your awkward moments. When you do something totally awkward in front of someone, follow it up with something even more awkward and lasting friendship will inevitably follow. Also can be used as an adjective to describe this kind of situation; "Dude, that was totally TOAST."

Guy: Ooh when's the baby coming?
Gal: I'm not pregnant. I'm fat.
Guy: (Stands awkwardly for a moment, then belches loudly.)
Gal: You're really awkward.
Guy: TOAST.
*lifelong friendship ensues.*