24 hours of power

when you smoke weed and u still feel it 24 hours laer

i got 24 hours of power nigger

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stoner sport

the stoner sports are hacky sack and frisby, and if you play eather one guitar and bass, and drums sort of.

me: dude, i have an idea
dan: what
me: lets roast a bowl and play hacky sack, then smoke soem more and play frisby
dan: you are the smartest person i know

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slipknot

slipknot equils shit

me: hey sarah, sup today
sarah: yo tanner
me: u know i heard slipknot was comeing through tonight i got tickets frm some dude u want them
sarah: yes yes, omg i have to go get redy
me: its in 9 hours
sarah:well i need to go cut myself or else i won't be good enough
me:how about u do that and owe me 5$
sarah: i need to cut myself

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posering

when you copy something someone does, usually used as an accusation.

dude, you are totally posering off me if you use this word

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ranch hand

a really good handjob or fingering
or
someone who works on a ranch part or full time
dumbass

i got a ranch hand yesterday

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p.i.t.

pirate in training
coming fromamity

mrs. habersang is offical p.i.t.

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