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An aggressive Anglophone is someone who insists that English and only English should be spoken in the United States.
I met an aggressive Anglophone asshole today; she overheard me talking Cajun French to my copines even though we're in Louisiana.
Tits up can refer either to:
1. In the case of posture, this refers to the woman lying on her back: i.e.: supine.
2. In other contexts, it refers to something broken down or in a state of disrepair.
Context #1:
She was tits up; ready and willing,
Context #2:
My old Studebaker finally went tits up: good for parts only.
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When a woman goes without her bra so that her nipples poke through her blouse or sweater, and asks her guy in, she is engaging in pokie signaling. This is an invitation to some kind of intimacy, from petting to coitus.
"It's kind of cool, and my nips are up. I'm doing a little subtle pokie signaling."
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A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.
Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.
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When a Southern lady says "Bless his heart" regarding someone, it means that he is as stupid as a box of rocks.
He noted for Jones? Well, bless his heart!
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When a guy is given a coitus mulligan, he gets a replay after an unsuccessful attempt at lovemaking.
Matt was overanxious, and unsuccessful when it came to consummating his relationship with Darlene. Fortunately, she gave him a coitus mulligan and he was more successful.
A pecker track flag is a face towel or rag flown an automobile antenna after an amorous encounter in a car.
Steve let everyone know he got it by flying a pecker track flag on his antenna.
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