Oomph

A lazy person who can plop down just about anywhere to go to sleep this rare breed also enjoys eating, hour long naps, and can be classified as a certain type of introvert. You’ll find that they act just like there spirit animals/ancestors cats

Suzy: Megan you dang oomph get up and do something with your life your always sleeping

Oomphs can be humans or animals

Middle School Mid Life Crisis

When your going through a mid-life crisis in middle school. But homework, bullies, romance, toxic friends, identity crisis, and school are your biggest problems

Middle school Mid Life Crisis also known as MSMLC.

Bobby: Man, life really sucks sometimes I think I'm going through a middle school mid-life crisis.

Nate: dude, I get it but why don't you just shorten it by saying MSMLC.

Bobby: you must be going through one to if you feel the need to shorten all the long words you use.