steadman

n.
1. a man joined in a long-term, heterosexual, monogamous relationship to a woman without being married to her, often due to the woman's desire to hold off on matrimony (sometimes indefinitely).
2. an unmarried male spouse

My steadman and I have been together for 13 years and that's four times as long as my parents were married!

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dog's breakfast

An easy to prepare breakfast dish consisting of a slice of toast topped by two softboiled eggs and cut into bite-sized pieces. Ketchup is optional.

"What do you want for breakfast, sweetie?"
"Oooh, Mom, would you please make dog's breakfast?"

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colbert bump

The positive boost in sales or votes received by people who are guests on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report.

After appearing on The Cobert Report, the previously unknown candidate got the Colbert bump and pulled ahead in the polls.

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