t-string

The littlest piece of underwear in existence. You might as well not wear underwear. A t-string has a little triangle in front, strings at the hips, and a string in the back. No little triangle, therefore making a 't' in the back.

I wear thongs and g-strings, but I draw the line on t-strings.

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bamma

Very bad weed, most often brown because it has been cut so much with tobacco.

Shit, all you guys got is some bamma?

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mi vida loca

Spanish for My Crazy Life (meaning the gang life), and can be translated as three dots in a triangle shape, that a lot of Latino gangbangers get in a tattoo by their eye or between their thumb and index finger.

Mi Vida Loca is a movie about Mexican gangbangers.

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one second

What you say when you really don't wanna do something but when people keep bugging you about it, you conveniently get them off your back with the simple phrase.

Hey, get in here and load the dishwasher!

Uh, one second...

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the osbournes

The best famous-people-family reality show ever. better than all those stupid ones like newlyweds, meet the barkers, til death do us part, or Run's house.

typical show of the osbournes

ozzy: mmmmugghmuuh *BEEP* muummmugghbl
sharon: oh ozzy! your such a *BEEP* *BEEP*
kelly: i'm not on *BEEP* drugs, you people are so *BEEP* *BEEP*
Jack: mum, kelly is SO on *BEEP* drugs, she doesn't have kidney failure like shes *BEEP* saying, she's too *BEEP* young. i'm going off to a *BEEP* awards show now.

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Ja Fool

Ja Fool is a dis on Ja Rule.

Jimmy: Hey Tyrie, did you get the awesome new CD from Ja Rule? I got so jiggy with it that I almost broke a toe!

Tyrie: yo fake ass you listen to ja fool? bitch!

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nick hornby

An English male author who writes books about the hopeless and pathetic lives of other English men. They can be very good but kind of depressing.

Did you read that new Nick Hornby book yesterday?

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