overcasual

when someone is so eager to seem cool in an enivronment where they are in over their head that they act like really extravagant or extreme things are completely normal.

9 year old girl: yeah they got together last night!
overcasual 9 yr old: oh right, they had sex, no big deal
9 year old girl: ew no! they held hands
overcasual: oh right..

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terrible two's

No matter how old this kid is, they are always in their Terrible Two's when you have to babysit them.

Oh, you'll have to bear with Melanie - she's in her Terrible Two's.

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Six One Nina

San Diego area code.

reppin tha six one nina!

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diverse

A politically correct way to say that a school, area, or environment is mostly black or Hispanic. It doesn't have to be 'diverse' at all, as in Montebello High School which is 97 percent Hispanic, but it is still called 'diverse'.

Compton is an extremely diverse area.

Um, what are you talking about? It's black and Hispanic. That's not very diverse!

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middle aged slang

What's in a middle-aged person's vocabulary from when they were pretty young things. it is exceptionally obvious when a.) the oldie in question is presenting a motivational speech to a bunch of bored high school kids and wants them to think they are 'hap'nin' but doesn't know the correct speech anymore, b.) when said oldie decided to write a 'convincing' teen novel. Is also apparent on the 'made for teens' websites you have to visit for school, where you're so enraptured in the hip language that you don't realize you're learning! *yay*

Let's read an exerpt of my new motivational book for teens:
Kyle: What's up Verne, you're looking tubular today!
Verne: Man, hey! Don't block my style. Anyway, I was wondering if you'd heard of the totally far-out website that helps teens like us help kids all over the world.
Kyle: Man, what a trip! Let's start making a difference!

(Communal gags from all under-85's at the blatant use of middle aged slang)

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joan cusack

A really cool actress! i love her! and she;s rele pretty

did you see that new movie with joan cusack in it

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girl next floor

A girl next floor is the same as a girl next door, only she lives in a bad, ghetto neighborhood (floor, meaning apartment building instead of house). This kind of girl is like a jewel in the gutter. She is sweet, shines out like a flower, she is innocent but at the same time streetwise in her ghetto-ass neighborhood.

Evie Jaresa is the perfect girl next floor, I wish i could get with that!

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