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mock-offhand response to a compliment, usually one on looks or personality.
person 1 you are just the best
person 2 well, what can i say..
58π 20π
someone who has highly a highly regimented and restricted diet, like that of an anorexic, but without the aim for thinness. these diets are usually more fatty and less healthy than regular diets.
Diary of a Fatorexic
i can only eat saltines and cheez whiz, but not if the edges are broken off the saltines or the cheez whiz isn't sprayed right.
16π 10π
Stagey faces that tweens/teenagers/emo kids use when posting pictures on myspace.
These faces include:
'omg!' (eyes wide, hand covering mouth)
'wtf?' frown, hands bent and out to the side)
'Happy Asian' (peace signs on either side of the face, pulling eyes sideways while doing so)
'i don't care' (raised eyebrows, looking at the corner of the ceiling, sideways mouth)
'serious and i mean it' (eyes downcast, stupid unsmiling expression)
These myfaces are usually accompanied by some super lame camera angle like above and diagonal.
people need to learn that myfaces don't make them look fun OR quirky in any way.
8π 4π
The opposite of an anti-smoker. Love smoking and feel good about it.
Leilene was smoking again after class! She says she will never quit and those who want her to can go fuck themselves. She's such a pro-smoker!
27π 14π
Meaning the same thing as 'bros before hoes'...the dude has the 'pole' and the girl is the 'hole'.
Larry: No, I gotta go, I promised Sara I'd walk her home.
Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.
43π 18π
The better Simpson. So what if she's dumb, at least she isn't a poser like ashlee.
Jessica Simpson: This says baby food. Is it food or is it baby?
114π 43π
a mean but funny little game to play with someone.
Girl A: Let me tell you the meaning of life.
Girl B: ?
Girl A: you're going out with Sean Allen aren't you?
Girl B: Yeah...
Girl A: Not anymore. I fucked him during second period.
Girl B: wtf you bitch thats so mean!
Girl A: That's life!
16π 9π