chavette

Group of usually ugly girls, black and white, who hang around wearing their baby blue and earrings waiting for someone to piss them off. The pregnant ones will ram their strollers into you and then look at you menacingly, like what you gna complain?

Then there are the stupid teenybopping teenagers that just wait for someone to yell at, "Wos your problem?!" they hate american people and act like they are stupider than them...no comment.

When I was a Kings Cross a bunch of ugly and retarded chavettes without boyfriends ran after me with their *water bottles* calling me things like *monkey ass face* after I *stepped on their toe* at the crossing.

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wuh-ho

Whoa, when separated into two clearly defined syllables. It's hard to explain when you would use this, but it gets used often. It is used to signify shock or surprise at someone else's slightly innapropriate or awkward comment in most situations.

Ted: I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish we could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we could all eat it and be happy.

Dad: Wuh-ho, son! You're sounding a little gay there!

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azz

A way of spelling ass on the internet without getting censored.

laney is a fugly azz b!tch, she should go fucc herself, yea shes a fu(king $hithead

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Tijuana

Mexican town that shares the border with the US. Scary ass ghetto place. When you get through, you see 'welcome to Mexico' and tons of homeless kids playing miniature guitars for money. You basically walk around, looking for bottled water (since you can't drink the faucet water in TJ), hoping not to encoutner a gang of muggers or organ-thieves, and especially not the cops who will kidnap and rape you and then steal your money. A bunch of cheap ass trinkety stores with Mexican guys yelling at you in Spanish or some kind of English and grabbing you, trying to force you into their store. Lots of cheap alcohol and tourist bars, which are dangerous bcuz you NEVER wanna get drunk in TJ! You'll get killed. When you drive back out again you have to yell "American Citizen" in an American accent so you can drive out. If you sound Mexican, they keep your ass in Mexico Basically, not a good place to go.

John: I went to Tijuana last weekend.

Bob: Yeah I can tell by your ripped clothes and bottles of cheap tequila.

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glow

a brand that stands for Girls Leading Our World.

I got this kiwi body spray from GLOW.

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myfaces

Stagey faces that tweens/teenagers/emo kids use when posting pictures on myspace.
These faces include:
'omg!' (eyes wide, hand covering mouth)
'wtf?' frown, hands bent and out to the side)
'Happy Asian' (peace signs on either side of the face, pulling eyes sideways while doing so)
'i don't care' (raised eyebrows, looking at the corner of the ceiling, sideways mouth)
'serious and i mean it' (eyes downcast, stupid unsmiling expression)

These myfaces are usually accompanied by some super lame camera angle like above and diagonal.

people need to learn that myfaces don't make them look fun OR quirky in any way.

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london police

The most paranoid mutherfuckers in the world. You can't be a teenager at 6 pm and walk five steps before they're on you asking where you "got your drugs". They shine a flashlight in your face and threaten to take you in because you're looking "spaced out".

The London Police are ridiculous. I was walking down my road at 8 o'clock and they stopped me, saying I looked like I was on heroin! (true story)

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