keebler elves

A little family of elves who live in a tree and create all kinds of complex contraptions just so they can get their cookies 'just right'. We can catch glimpses of their lives through their well-know Keebler Elves commercials.

The Keebler elves don't make their pecan melt cookies too sweet, they make them *just right*.

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morning glory music

A really cool used CD store in Santa Barbara. You can get a napoleon dynamite-style mixtape for 99 cents there.

let's go down to morning glory music and get some kick-ass underground mixtapes.

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fake eyes

When girls get colored contacts to make their eyes a different color. Very popular with black girls but girls of all ethnicities can use fake eyes. They are generally looked down on, especially since they are usually very obvious. The green is alien-looking, the blue is swimming-pool colored, and as for the purple...well that's just tacky.

Fake hair, fake eyes, fake tits, and a fake ass. Girl what's real on you??!!

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ear memory

An ear memory is a particular feeling you get from a song coming from a time when you were listening to a song while doing something. Also, as soon as the song is over, you lose connection to the feeling. After you've heard the song a few times, the feeling usually grows less strong or goes away completely.

see ear synch

Whenever I listen to Whole World by Outkast I have an ear memory, and it makes me sad because it reminds me of the time my friend Tasia was taken into foster care.

Khiara told me about how she was in east Compton listening to Bad Touch, and when I listened to it I imagined what she felt while she was listening to it in east compton.

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don francisco

The host of Sabado Gigante on Telemundo.

Maria told everyone that Don Francisco is her tio! she's such a pendeja

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public housing

The real word for project housing.

Annette had a baby and now they live in public housing, in a development called Meadowbrook.

damn I been waiting on that public housing list for 6 months!!

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charter school

the most boring fucking 'school' ever. Charter condenses all the bad things about school (work, homework, having to sit there doing nothing) and takes out all the fun parts (friends, talking, break, um other human beings). Charter is where bad kids go, or in my experience, my mother wanted me at home to look after my sisters all day, so she enrolled me in this fucked up 'school'. You're not allowed to talk so you don't meet any of the other students, but you wouldn't want to anyway, cuz they're lame. Smokers, goth, pregnant, ghetto, probation, druggies, kids who couldn't deal with school cuz of the social pressure, and drug dealers are the only people you will meet/see in CHarter. Trust me, I thought high school was bad, but now I miss having actual human beings to tlak to instead of not being able to talk like I'm in fucking prison.

"I go to Monte Vista. What about you?"
"Charter School."
"That sucks."

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