stuffocated

The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.

Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.

This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.

(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.

Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?