Jakul

Slang of "ejaculation" in Philippine English dialect

Maid: Hey did you just jakul?
Bert: Err...
Maid: Your brief smells funky!!!
Bert: Don't tell my parents!!!

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jakol

Jakol means jack off, masturbation, ejaculation or fondle of genital area (in Filipino language), done by men to release their sexual tension. It comes from the English word, 'ejaculate'.

Maid: Bert, did you just jakol?!
Bert: Err...
Maid: Your brief smells funky!
Bert: Don't tell my parents!

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pepe

Pepe means:
1) a popular Spanish nicknames for young boys in any part of Spain or Latin America. It is a nickname for the name 'Jose'.
2) vagina in Filipino language. May also be called alternatively as 'pekpek'.

1) Hey Pepe, let's play outside!
2) Oh shit, ang sarap pasukin ang 'titi' ko sa 'pepe' mo!
English translation:
Oh shit, it's so pleasureable to insert my 'penis' in your 'vagina'!
*titi=penis*

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Santa Muerte

Also known in english as "Saint Death" or "Holy Death", Widely venerated in mexico for her miracles. She was NOT created by narcotraffickers nor by illegal merchants. Her origins are unknown. All types of people venerate her, not just criminals. She has been petitioned for many things; for a lost lover to come back, to kicking out all debt, and even asked for protection against any type of danger; whether spiritual or physical. Its true she even petitioned by evil doers, but so are other saints.

"La Santa Muerte is your own death. Anyone who fears her, fears their own death.

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