bush

1. One who has his/her head stuck in his ass,permanently
2. One who justifies massive deaths in the name of supposed "freedom"
3. One who needs to be assasinated

1. Oh crap, it's a bush!
2. Bush is a weapon of mass destruction, and should be destroyed
3. I hate you, Bush

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stupid

1. Adj. Below substandard intelligence.
2. Adj. Description of 2 out of 3 of any person I come into contact with on an average day.
3. Adj. A state of bliss.

1. Self explanatory
2. I run into a lot of really stupid people on a daily basis.
3. I would feel blissful if I myself were stupid because I would not notice how stupid most people are, nor care if there were anyone smarter.

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The Eminem Show

Damn CDs don't melt fast enough in the furnace.

The Feminem show is NOT an album. It is simply a thrown-together racket of noise.

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Robocop

Robocop 3 sucked ass.

If you want to rent Robocop, I recommend only the first two movies of the series.

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Angry Dragon

When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you hit her on the back of the head, right as you are about to cum, then when you cum it will shoot out her nose.

dude I totally angry dragoned your mom last night!!

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state trooper

Useless redneck cops whose purpose is to patrol unused backroads and harass hard-working, decent highway/freeway drivers by ambushing them from behind signs or shrubbery.

I hear that if you stretch an anus really wide, it becomes a state trooper.

Goddamn state trooper gave me a ticket for having my radio tuned to a rock music station when he pulled me over.

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angry tits

reference to a women's breasts that make the viewer angry. the work was untimatly not worth it

joe spent 3 months adn nearly $1000 trying to get her shit off and she had the worst pair of angry tits he had ever seen.

Alison had really angry tits

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