constitution

Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.

Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.

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popup

The asshole who invented them is now trying to patent embedded audio ads that you can't turn off.

AAAAARGH!!! I set up two popup blockers and STILL I can't surf the Goddamn web without encountering pages with popups that can't be closed. I'm gonna fucking kill the guy who invented these damn popups.

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B.E.T.

All they ever show are songs about love, romance, sex, getting that babe, tapping her booty, sex, fucking that bitch, girl dumped me, sex, cheating spouses, evertyhing else related to sex and romance.

God fucking dammit will B.E.T. start playing a whole lot more songs that don't involve sex and love. How about they start showing good old fashioned songs about going through life's struggles, or sympathy towards relatives/friends, or songs about educational inspiration. Or even songs about the joy of raising children. Because I refuse to believe that the only songs that black people are capable of diong are cheesy love songs.

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Electronics Boutique

Their selection of used PC games is alright, if you are looking for used Sims games, which they have a ton of.

At least I got a used copy of Homeworld for $5.99. :^D

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LondonMad

Tight, rude to JSMOOTH

LondonMad all the time

smurf

Slang name for a policeman, especially an incompetent cop. Such as a state trooper.

That goddamn smurf gave me a ticket for going 56 on a 55 mile per hour zone when he obviously noticed that SUV driver passing some cars without using a turn signal.

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eminem fans

The dried pond scum that accumulates at the edge of the human gene pool.

The world would be a better place if all Feminem fans would be jettisoned into Jupiter.

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