popup

The asshole who invented them is now trying to patent embedded audio ads that you can't turn off.

AAAAARGH!!! I set up two popup blockers and STILL I can't surf the Goddamn web without encountering pages with popups that can't be closed. I'm gonna fucking kill the guy who invented these damn popups.

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The Eminem Show

Damn CDs don't melt fast enough in the furnace.

The Feminem show is NOT an album. It is simply a thrown-together racket of noise.

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Robocop

Robocop 3 sucked ass.

If you want to rent Robocop, I recommend only the first two movies of the series.

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stupid

1. Adj. Below substandard intelligence.
2. Adj. Description of 2 out of 3 of any person I come into contact with on an average day.
3. Adj. A state of bliss.

1. Self explanatory
2. I run into a lot of really stupid people on a daily basis.
3. I would feel blissful if I myself were stupid because I would not notice how stupid most people are, nor care if there were anyone smarter.

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Angry Dragon

When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you hit her on the back of the head, right as you are about to cum, then when you cum it will shoot out her nose.

dude I totally angry dragoned your mom last night!!

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eminem fans

The dried pond scum that accumulates at the edge of the human gene pool.

The world would be a better place if all Feminem fans would be jettisoned into Jupiter.

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smurf

Slang name for a policeman, especially an incompetent cop. Such as a state trooper.

That goddamn smurf gave me a ticket for going 56 on a 55 mile per hour zone when he obviously noticed that SUV driver passing some cars without using a turn signal.

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