California

Where the rest of America wipes their asses.

The only state where you have to worry about the color you wear!

The place you go to get drugs, ugly hookers, uneducated drop-outs, illegals, and a $10 pack of cigarettes.

Perfect for the idiotic losers and outsiders who think they can get a celeb neighbor and a free ticket to the red carpet.

Fuck California and everyone there, I hope you and your ugly ass Governor who can't speak English all fall into the Pacific.

Oh, and to the Californians who are staring blankly at your monitors, that's AN OCEAN.

Californian: i'm an idiot. plain and simple.

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