Grode

A male who goes four months without washing his pants.

Grode 1: Hey Grode, what's that in your pocket?
Grode 2: A reciept for Madden 2004.
Grode 1: You mean you haven't washed those pants since you bought Madden?
Grode 2: Yep
Grode 1: Massive.

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Gus

The perfect substitute for anyone's name. Male or female.

What's up Gus?

Hey Gus, did something die in the bathroom or did you just take a nasty smash?

88👍 108👎

squash

Girlfriend or loved one.

Hey Gus, how's your squash?

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