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When performing oral sex on a male, yanking the zipper on their fly up at the moment of climax.
I'd finally gotten my girl to go down on me, and she gave me an angry doorman! I had to sit down to pee for a week!
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When you take off of work because you live with your babyâs dad so you have to make think you are work but you are really at your work boyfriends house.
Hey Bro! Your girl isnât at work. Sheâs on a day date with a guy from work who is twice her age.
When after having anal sex with a fat partner, they fart back out the load.
So, I was cinnamon sticking this wicked fat chick and during the night she lets off a winnemucca blowhole!
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