Midwest

The most boring and putrid part of the country that you could ever imagine. A haven for religious zealots and morbidly obese people who can convert a Walmart into a fucking sideshow. Shitty weather that turns on a dime and can subject you to all four seasons in a week! The only good thing about this region is it's adherence to the 2nd amendment, but there's a better place that does that and its called TEXAS!

Person 1: I gotta drive to the Midwest for a business trip soon.

Person2: Good luck dumbass and it's been nice knowing you. Most people who venture there are never seen or heard from again!

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