Mexican Hair Gel

When multiple Mexicans cum in a persons hair, the hair is then styled and eventually dried to maintain its position.

Brice: "Hey, Alexei, where did you get that rockin' hairdo?"
Alexei: "Oh! I just got some Mexican Hair Gel from a few spicks on the street."

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Little Leaguer

An adult who finds pleasure in kidnapping and molesting small boys after recreational sports, particularly baseball.

Brice: "Who is that man in the car staring at me?"
Pops: "He is a little leaguer, you better watch out for them!"

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Portiggy

An inoffensive nickname for a person of Portuguese decent. The word has no negative racial connotations.

All Portiggy love to do is fish, eat, and grow pot bellies.

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Grand Theft Auto

The black man's national sport.

Little Johnny saw two black man compete in some grand theft auto.

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penitentiary

A common shelter that provides living accomodations for many African-Americans of our community.

"I'm finna be hittin' up some brothers in the penitentiary later. Dey got da best fried chicken there!" (spoken in Ebonics - the common vernacular of the black)

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Bernie Madoff

When a person is recieves a longer that life jail sentence.

Frank was found guilty for commiting double homocide of the first degree. The judge decided to give him a Bernie Madoff.

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Junior Driver

The act of giving a fender bender to a young child under the age of 12.

See Fender Bender (Defn. 2)

Little Jimmy: "Ouch! Daddy, what are you doing to me?"
Daddy: "What? You told me that wou wanted to learn how to drive?

Little Jimmy is a junior driver.

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