dawn patrol

Getting up before dawn to surf; generally before school, work or some important activity like getting married or going to a funeral.

Crank: Yo dude why you got that smegma on your elbow?
Wingnut: It's dried salt bro. Dawn Patrol this morning! 6 foot swells!

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smegma

(Smeg' muh)
Any whitish, unknown substance found on the human body

Originally used to define the white cheesy junk on the genitals the morning after sex.

When stuck on a guys schlong when he pees can make the stream go in multiple directions, none of which go into the toilet.

Tom: Whoa! Dude, you have smegma on your lip you fag!
Chris: you trippin' dawg, I just ate some vanilla ice cream.

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