king kong

One major toke on a bong

"that is one King Kong hit m*tha f*cker

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Puddin

It would just so happen to be a name you give to a hot female. She must be short and like to drink dr. pepper.

Sam is my puddin, so back off!

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boshkin

boshkin, from the name of a very beatiful lady.

1. v, to fuck up something which was a certainty

2. n, Something which was a dead cert until blown out of the water, through no fault of your own, by extraneous circumstances.

1. "Man, I can't believed you boshkinned that hottie by getting your wanger out."

2. "That horse was a boshkin. Who would've thought with those odds that its arse would prolapse mid-race?"

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riffola

A guitar driven sound.

The vocals are enhanced by an array of melodic riffola.

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Tuuch MaGuuch

Connotation given to people with color blindness.

Brian:Hey! Tuuch MaGuuch! what color markers are these?
Tuuch MaGuuch: Ummm that one is blue, thats one is red, that one might be green...
Brian: Haha they're all purple!

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homsar

Derivative character from the Homestar Runner website.

He is forever your girl.

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Excalibong

A bong of such great power, the likes of which has never been seen before. Can only be used by a good knoght for good purpose.

"knights of the round table, behold... EXCALIBONG!"

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