fannyboz

Verbal slander, said with strong glasgow accent. Vagina testicals, literally.

Hey, fannyboz. Gonnae git o'er here so a can batter ye!

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american screwdriver

A hammer. With which to hit something.

"Hit it with an american screwdriver"

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spondonicals

The detatchable pan handles used with a trangia or similar camping cooking stuff.

Where's the G.D. spondonicals man? My lentils are fully burning.

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