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A church that everyone, INCLUDING CHRISTIANS, hate. Known for picketing funerals and walking around with posters that says "God hates (X)". Also rejoice over dead kids and the likes.
When the Westboro Baptist Church decided to picket Jeff Hanneman's funeral, they didn't know what would happen when they went up against thousands of Slayer Fans. Needless to say, they didn't come out of that one looking pretty.
1. A tetrahedral dice. Has four sides, hence the name "D4." Used for Wizard spells and small weapons. Also used for low-caliber firearms in d20 Modern.
2. Improvised caltrops that hurt way more than a LEGO brick. Incidentally, D4s are also used to roll for caltrop damage.
1. Roll 1d4 damage.
2. "Whilst the d4 isn't as sharp as a d8, it has one major bit of natural defense - no matter what way it lands, it will have a point face-up. Because it's the smallest die, care needs to be used - if one escapes its dice-box and into the wild, it will wait, with its natural weapon ready, for the exact moment someone walks into its vicinity barefoot to strike, whereupon it will inflict some surprisingly-vicious puncture wounds." - "Dice," 1d4chan.
That moment where someone who literally EVERYONE hates has something actually good to say. Often very rare. AND very surprising.
Jerkass: Look, I know you hate me, but we CanNOT go in there with these weapons.
Dude 1: Hmm..
Dude 2: y'know, the Jerkass has a point.
A chicken-like creature that appears all throughout the Legend of Zelda series. They typically wander around and ignore the player. If hit, however, a large swarm will appear and start chasing Link, the main character of LoZ, around, and kill him if he does not hide.
Guy 1: Huh, is that a chicken?
Guy 2: No, that's a cucco. Don't attack it.
Guy 1: Come on, what's the worst that could happen? (Gets mauled by the Cucco revenge squad) WHAT? THAT FAST? WHAT?
Guy 2: Told you.
A large line of various plastic models manufactured by Bandai based on the Gundam Series of Anime. Building a kit is often time consuming and can sometimes be extremely difficult.
Avid fans often have more than twelve of these things
NO! IT'S NOT BAD, DAMMIT! *sobs in corner*
Me: I need to save my money. Priorities.
Bandai: *Releases new Gunpla series*
Me: *Throws money at Bandai*
JUST WHEN YOU THINK BANDAI IS DONE RAPING YOUR WALLET!
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Someone who pretends to be smarter than they really are (See Smartass).
Pseudo-Intellectuals can be downnright dumb at times.
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Social Justice Asshole.
More often than not tends to be part of a vocal minority that shares ridiculous and/or outlandish viewpoints and beliefs.
If you disagree with anything they say, they will promptly start throwing every word that ends in -ist and -phobic they know at you.
Often identifiable by the presence of a blue checkmark next to their name on the bird app.
"Do you have a Twitter account?"
"No, it's got SJAs crawling out of the woodwork all over the place."