Befriend

(V.)
1. To become friends with someone.
2. To use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous harm upon a target in order to prove the validity of your belief system.

1. Befriending someone is easy.
2. Becoming friends with Nanoha goes like this. Fight her, and she'll befriend you. IF she doesn't kill you first

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AK-47

An assault rifle in wide use. Used by different nations. Mass-produced in large amounts. Also a very decent weapon.

AK-47

When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitute.

Dan Mandel

Character from the show Dan VS. He seems to be a center of bad luck almost everywhere he goes. But does he let it get to him?

...Yes. Yes he does, often with crazy results due to him overreacting. I mean, it's kind of obvious, because the dude wears a shirt that says JERK on the front.

His only two friends are Chris, a man who is 1/16th Canadian and an AMAZING cook, and Elise, Chris's wife and a secret agent with access to an UNBELIEVABLE amount of deadly weaponry.

A short list of his actions and the offending object that led to it (if available):
Destroyed Canada through the use of an iceberg (Overly Sticky Maple Syrup)
Stole explosives, blew up a used car dealership, AND dropped a vertigo-inducing chemical weapon over a city (Traffic)
Assault and battery of a telemarketer (SHOULD BE OBVIOUS)
Caused disruptive action in a courtroom (Jury Duty)
Wedding Crasher (Ex-Girlfriend (DON'T ASK ME HOW HE GOT ONE))
Assaulting a group of balloonists with an alien spaceship (Car crash)
Blew up an animal shelter (Interrupted sleep)
Somehow taking control of the U.S. Nuclear weapons system.
(TO BE UPDATED)

UUUUURBAAAAAN DIIIIIICTIIIOOOOONAAAAARYYYYYY! - Dan Mandel, upon learning of my entry.