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Karaoke but looking in your partners eyes mouthing and whispering the words with your lips on each other on a slow burn song whilst you get a good dicking.
Heyâ¦wanna FuckAoMe tonight?
I got the candles and a play list.
He not Mike. Heâs Just Mike. Heâs a husband, a father, a dog dad, and a hard worker. He is a wood crafter as well.
He was a dusty beard and loves Star Wars.
Heâs a good guy.
That Mike guy is great.
Just Mike, I mean.
Rufus is a friend to all, a stranger to none.
He has impeccable, refined, yet eclectic taste in music.
Always expect the unexpected and you will always be exceptionally surprised.
That Rufus guy is one cool dude!
He is always the one person who says âGood morningâ first with a cup of coffee, a song, and a smile. Heâs quite funny and has great taste in music.
Rick Havoc is awesome!
A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.
Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.
Did you see that skeet from Beefhurt Cretin?
Dude is weird but charming. Strange but endearing.
Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.
Woah. Did you see that spoon Salty McTavish made?! Itâs awesome.
He sells them too!
Also known as âThe Clapâ because Eric Clapton gave it to RFK Jr.
I thought Eric Claptonâs nickname was âSlowHandâ?
No. Itâs âThe Clapâ because of gonorrhea.