Rufus

Rufus is a friend to all, a stranger to none.
He has impeccable, refined, yet eclectic taste in music.

Always expect the unexpected and you will always be exceptionally surprised.

That Rufus guy is one cool dude!

Rick Havoc

He is always the one person who says “Good morning” first with a cup of coffee, a song, and a smile. He’s quite funny and has great taste in music.

Rick Havoc is awesome!

Beetlejuice

Getting hand job while your date vapes at a musical theatre performance.

Hey, did you hear that he got Beetlejuiced and kicked out?

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gonorrhea

Also known as “The Clap” because Eric Clapton gave it to RFK Jr.

I thought Eric Clapton’s nickname was “SlowHand”?
No. It’s “The Clap” because of gonorrhea.