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The tramp that your boy friend cheated on you with that borrowed his strawberry shampoo when she took a shower at ur boyfriends house supposedly with her clothes on but he says he still didn't cheat as as she mentions to you how much she loves his strawberry shampoo to u
Woman: i let him know that I had finally solved the case of the The Starberry Trampoo.!
When you have dinner with the dog and it's not human food but in fact it is the dogs food that u and ur double date doggie duo that is what is on the menu for supper
Boy: i got home late for dinner, nothing left for me but Buddy's kibble. So we had a lean cuisine!
A butt that's sooo stout so round sooo apple-bottomed out, THAT IT HAD TO BE MADE IN A LAB!
Dayum!! Look at those hams! Toby says he can't even handle that gurl! Cause she gots a frankenbooty!