A Cohen is a weird edgy wanna be military kid who thinks Loli hentie is ok.
Person one:Hey did you see Cohen today?
Person two: No and I donât want to, heâs so weird.
When someone (typically a guy) drinks 2 litres of coffee and a full bottle of laxatives. Once the shit has been brewing for long enough you shit it out in a straight line thatâs around the same width as you(if you donât have enough, drink more coffee and take more laxatives). After the âWater slideâ has formed you take another person and have them at the other side of the âslideâ in âdoggystyleâ. After all that is set up you run, slide, and aim your head for there asshole. If everything went right you should pop your head into them.
Me: Do you wanna try a Logan Lake water slide?
Doug: of course! Iâll get the coffee.
A fuck-puppy, typically to Hunter but sometimes Aydin and Mr. Gilroy.
Hunter: Ya, I used and abused Luke William Dandy last night.
King Aydin: Isnât he your fuck puppy?
Normal person: Hey, the wall of flesh is a slut.
The Cuck Crusader: DONT TALK ABOUT MISTRESS LIKE THAT!!!